If it makes ya feel even a tad better, I don't know if it's somethin' ya could actually sell like that... Partially 'cuz I haven't tried since I'm pretty sure I'd get me arm torn straight off and I ain't much fancy gettin' two fakes.

[Also, he's fairly certain the police would put him away for good.]

[Realizing he's been inspected, Claw straightens up in a manner that's most certainly arrogant and starts to clean himself like he can make his forehead shine even more. There's nothing predatory in his stance, however- no signs he plans on lashing out anytime soon. Of course... He is a cat, and even housecats are finicky things which might very well lash out for no reason.]